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Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Him: How's it going with your diabetes?
Me: Great, and you?
Him: Mine is still a real problem.
Me: How are your blood glucose levels running?
Him: Oh, I don't mess with that.
Me: (After recovering from a swoon) Are you eating right?
Him: I'm not real careful about that.
His wife: He ate a big bowl of rocky road ice cream last night.
Me: Well what are you doing?
Him: I just try to get my doctor to keep increasing my medications.
Me: Do you tellhim about all this "stuff" you don't do?
Him: Nah, he'd just fuss at me.
Me: (Bear in mind I'm an ordained minister) Will you let me preside at your funeral? I won't charge a dime.
Him: (Looking astonished) Ah, this stuff isn't that serious.
Me: You're forgetting the eleventh commandment.
Him: What's that?
Me: What goeth around Cometh around.